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Don’t you hate it when…?

Don’t you hate it when someone asks, “Are you all right?” the second you stub your toe or bang your head?

Don’t you hate it when a car childishly overtakes you in a 30mph zone? (“Go on, have your little victory.”)

Don’t you hate it when a cashier asks, “Do you want a bag with that?” when you’ve bought something tiny?

Don’t you hate it when all your non-iron shirts are in the wash and you have to actually do some ironing?

Don’t you hate it when your two-year-old’s bottom explodes at 3 in the morning?

Don’t you hate it when the bank you’ve been with for 20 years sends you impersonal bank loan offers?

Don’t you hate it when people don’t bother to say thank you?

Don’t you hate it when you have to pay British Telecom £2.40 because you DIDN’T make a phone call?

Don’t you hate it when a stranger tells you to “Cheer up”?

Don’t you hate it when you watch back a TV program you recorded and it stops short 10 minutes before the end?

Don’t you hate it when people think your daughter is a boy?

Don’t you hate it when you make the effort to go for a much-needed swim and you forget your goggles or swimming trunks?

Don’t you hate it when you pull a muscle doing Yoga?

Don’t you hate it when you get two hours sleep, then you miss lunch, trap your finger in a door, send an angry email to someone you shouldn’t by accident, then come home and accidentally crush an innocent snail under your shoe?

What is your “Don’t you hate it when…”?

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